If It's Planned, It's Boring

One Night Roger Was In A Foul Mood And He Threw His Entire Bloody Drumset Across The Stage. The Thing Only Just Missed Me - I Might Have Been Killed.

About Ten Years Ago, I Knew Three Chords On The Guitar. Now, In 1982, I Know Three Chords On The Guitar.

The Bigger The Better; In Everything.

I Dress To Kill, But Tastefully.

It Destroys The Soul To Hear That You're All Hype, That You Have No Talent, And That Your Whole Career Has Been Contrived.