If Its Got Tires Or Testicles It's

The Fomorians Skittered Backward, Away From Me, Looking Justifiably Confused. I Mean, Really, How Many Human Women Actually Run To Them? And I Was A Human Woman Covered In Swamp Yuck, With Wild Red Hair Sticking Out In Matted Hunks And Arms Flailing Like A Demented Bride Of Frankenstein. I'd Run From Me.

Kayla Robinson, If You Don't Shut Up I'll Fly Down There And Suck Every Last Bit Of Blood From Your Stupid Cheating Cow Body!

I Think Most People, And I'm Talking Vamp Or Human, Are Shitty. They Put On An Act. They Pretend To Be All Nicey-nice, But Are Really Just One Step Away From Showing Their True Asshole-ness.

Then Your Heart Is A Black, Shriveled Thing, Because You Absoluteky Betray Me.

What If All I'd Ever Known Was How It Had Been For The Past Three Years - Me Being An Unwanted Outsider In My Own Family? I Might Have Turned Out Like Aphrodite, And I Might Still Be Letting My Parents Control Me Because I Was Hoping Desperately That I Would Be Good Enough, Make Them Proud, So That Some Day They Would Really Love Me.