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…tell Me, Has Anything Odd Happened To You Recently? What Do You Mean, Odd?' Unusual. Deviating From The Customary. Something Outside The Usual Parameters Of Normalcy. An Occurrence Of Unprecedented Weird.

What Is There To Forgive?. . .ignore Forgive And Concentrate On Living. Life For You Is Short; Far Too Short To Allow Small Jealousies To Infringe On The Happiness Which Can Be Yours Only For The Briefest Of Times.

Humans Like Stories. Humans Need Stories. Stories Are Good. Stories Work. Story Clarifies And Captures The Essence Of The Human Spirit. Story, In All Its Forms—of Life, Of Love, Of Knowledge—has Traced The Upward Surge Of Mankind. And Story, You Mark My Words, Will Be With The Last Human To Draw Breath.

[from The Television Show,"evade The Question Time"]at The End Of The First Round, I Will Award Three Points To Mr. Kaine For An Excellent Nonspecific Condemnation, Plus One Bonus Point For Blaming The Previous Government And Another For Successfully Mutating The Question To Promote The Party Line. Mr. Van De Poste Gets A Point For A Firm Rebuttal, But Only Two Points For His Condemnation, As He Tried To Inject An Impartial And Intelligent Observation.

Comedy Was One Of Those Genres That While Appearing Quite Jolly Was Actually Highly Dangerous.