If It Weren't For Acid, You Might

When The Tabloids Photograph Me When I'm Out, I Always Say: "you Know What, Folks? I'm Not Married And I'm Not Gay. You Caught Me With A Hot Chick. You Got Me. Take Me To Hot-chick Jail. Did It Again. Guilty."

The Electricity Is Back On In Baghdad. That Is A Very Climactic Moment In Any Country's Liberation, When The Lights Come Back On And You Get A Good Look At What You Looted.

You Can't Get Saved If You Don't Play.

There Are Two Things That You Have To Lie To Get Through. One Is Politics, And The Other Is Marriage.

I Feel Like I'm Wearing Orthopedic Shoes, Because I Stand Corrected.