If It Weren’t So Off-putting For My

I Had A Lot Of Different Jobs Between Fifteen And Nineteen. I'd Moved Out Of My House Way, Way Younger Than I Should Have. So I Was Living Out On My Own With My Brother When I'd Just Turned Sixteen. I Did Busboy Stuff, And Worked In Warehouses, And Did Odd Jobs, And Stuff. I Earned Me Some Pesos.

My Tattoo Is Of A Cannon In Vancouver That I Got In A Fleeting Moment Of Stupidity Maybe 14 Years Ago. A Lot Of People Have Really Beautiful Tattoos, And I Get Real Tattoo Envy. But Then Other People Basically Just Treat Them Like Bumper Stickers For Their Bodies.

You Can Be Deported Back To Canada, Absolutely, For A Shockingly Minor Infraction. Little Bar Fight. Next Thing You Know You Are Back In Sascatchuan. Which I'm Not From, Thank God... But It Did Concern Me.

Guys Are Lucky: We Can Wear A Suit Over And Over, Just With Different Shirts And Ties.

Hollywood Is Like A Stock Market - You're Always Up And Down And All Around. With Age, You Start To Invest Less In The Outcome Of That.