If It Makes You Happy It Can't

I Have Been Around For A Long, Long Time. I Didn't Make It 'til I Was Older. I Went Through The Period When Women Were Not Getting Signed, Particularly If You Were Writing Songs That Were Lyrically Propelled.

I Propose A Limitation Be Put On How Many Squares Of Toilet Paper Can Be Used In Any One Sitting.

The Younger Generation Of Performers Really Enjoy Their Success. Its Like They Know Their Moment Is Here Right Now And Probably Won't Be Here In A Few Years.

~wyatt [my Adopted Son] Is Definitely All Mine. Little Souls Find Their Way To You Whether They're From Your Womb Or Someone Else's.~

People Don't Realize That I'm Really Funny And I'm An Excellent Bridge Player.