If It Doesn't Say Binford On It,

Electricity Can Be Dangerous. My Nephew Tried To Stick A Penny Into A Plug. Whoever Said A Penny Doesn't Go Far Didn't See Him Shoot Across That Floor. I Told Him He Was Grounded.

In The Last Three Years Of Racing I've Met As Many Women Fans As Men Fans, And In Nascar It's The Same Thing. My Wife Loves Cars, But The Difference Is She Doesn't Have 20 Years Of Understanding The Background Of Them. She Basically Drives Them And Uses Her Gut Feelings As To Which Is Best.

Jill, We Became Parents So We Could Tell Our Kids What To Do. Otherwise We're Just The Tallest People Living Here.

Playing Golf Is Like Going To A Strip Joint. After 18 Holes You Are Tired And Most Of Your Balls Are Missing.

I Love Women. I Actually Prefer Girls, As A Parent, Because They Disappoint At A Different Age. They Go Through That, "dad's An Idiot," Which Lasted A Little Longer Than I'd Like.