If I'm A Star, Then The People

I'm Sin, But I'm Not The Devil.

What Good Am I? I Can't Have Kids. I Can't Cook. I've Been Divorced Three Times. Who Would Want Me?

I Have Always Felt Comfortable In Blue Jeans. I Have Found It Interesting, However, That People Also Whistle At Blue Jeans. I Have To Admit That I Like Mine To Fit. There's Nothing I Hate Worse Than Baggy Blue Jeans.

I Think I Have Always Had A Little Humor.

I Don't Know Who Invented High Heels, But All Women Owe Him A Lot.