If I'm A "b Player," That's Because

This Book Is Dedicated To Sweet Loretta Modern. It's Also Dedicated To All The Jerichoholics Who Have Stood Behind Me Through All Of The Trials And Tribulations Over The Last Twenty Years.if I Were Wearing A Hat, I Would Tip It All To You.

You've Got A Man-beast, And A Ho-beast.

Whenever You Get A Bunch Of Guys That Are Funny Or Think They’re Funny, When You First Meet, There’s Always A Lot Of Bits And It’s Never, Ever, Ever Funny. So Basically You Have To Get Through The Awkwardness.

You Will Never Ever Be The Same Again!

When You’re Good At Improv, Even When You’re Going To Deliver Somebody Else’s Line That They’ve Written, You’ve Got To Nail It. And Sometimes It’s Not Going To Be As Good As You Think, And You Have To Not Worry About Hurting Each Other’s Feelings. All That Matters Is The Product Itself. All That Matters Is The Show.