If I Won't Be Myself, Who Will?

You Think She's Pretty, You Ought To See My Slingshot!

Everything's Perverted In A Different Way.

Even My Failures Make Money And Become Classics A Year After I Make Them.

Television Is Like The Invention Of Indoor Plumbing. It Didn't Change People's Habits. It Just Kept Them Inside The House.

Man Does Not Live By Murder Alone. He Needs Affection, Approval, Encouragement And, Occasionally, A Hearty Meal.