If I Won't Be Myself, Who Will?

In Films Murders Are Always Very Clean. I Show How Difficult It Is And What A Messy Thing It Is To Kill A Man.

A Good Film Is When The Price Of The Dinner, The Theatre Admission And The Babysitter Were Worth It.

To Make A Great Film You Need Three Things - The Script, The Script And The Script.

We Seem To Have A Compulsion These Days To Bury Time Capsules In Order To Give Those People Living In The Next Century Or So Some Idea Of What We Are Like. I Have Prepared One Of My Own. I Have Placed Some Rather Large Samples Of Dynamite, Gunpowder, And Nitroglycerin. My Time Capsule Is Set To Go Off In The Year 3000. It Will Show Them What We Are Really Like.

Blondes Make The Best Victims. They're Like Virgin Snow That Shows Up The Bloody Footprints.