If I Were You, I'd Sue My

You Never Knew About People, Like You Never Knew How Deep A Pond Was Because All You Saw Was The Top.

...it Is Well Known That A Vital Ingredient Of Success Is Not Knowing That What You're Attempting Can't Be Done.

Ridcully Was To Management What King Herod Was To The Bethlehem Playgroup Association.

Dogs Are Not Like Cats, Who Amusingly Tolerate Humans Only Until Someone Comes Up With A Tin Opener That Can Be Operated With A Paw. Men Made Dogs, They Took Wolves And Gave Them Human Things - Unnecessary Intelligence, Names, A Desire To Belong, And A Twitching Inferiority Complex. All Dogs Dream Wolf Dreams, And Know They're Dreaming Of Biting Their Maker. Every Dog Knows, Deep In His Heart, That He Is A Bad Dog.

The Trouble With Being A God Is That You've Got No One To Pray To.