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If Anyone Wants One My Advise Is To Go Where The Orthodox Jews Shop, Because When It Comes To A Big Black Fedora, The Guys With Ringlets And Long Black Coats Definitely Know A Stylish Hat When They See One. You Want To Get It Home And Use A Hot Steaming Kettle, And Bob's Your Uncle - You Have A Hat With All The Right Curves!

Bishops Move Diagonally. That's Why They Often Turn Up Where The Kings Don't Expect Them To Be.

And Never Resist A Perfect Moment.

...inside Every Old Person Is A Young Person Wondering What Happened.

You Were The Kind Of Kid Who Couldn't See The Difference Between Throwing Rocks At A Cat And Setting It On Fire.