If I Were Useful, You Wouldn't Know

I Said I Fell Down. Ah. The Ground Bloodied Your Nose, Split Yer Lip, And Punched Ye In Th' Eye, All At Once. I Said I Don't Want To Talk About It.

These Mages," Kol Asked, A Wicked Glint In His Eye, "what Kind Of Fees Will They Charge? Will I Get A Two-for-one Discount, Since They're Twins?

Pounce Had It Easier Than Any Of Us. No One Noticed A Black Cat In The Street. He Stopped Here And There To Sniff Aught Of Interest. Wherever Our Rat Stopped, Pounce Was There, Close Enough To See Up The Rat's Nose. I Was So Proud. Now There Was A Proper God, Making Himself Useful! Since My Thought Might Be Deemed Blasphemy, I Said Silent Prayers To The Goddess And To Mithros. I Begged Forgiveness And Asked Them Not To Misunderstand. Since I Wasn't Blasted Where I Stood, I Guess They Forgave Me, Or They Hadn't Heard My Blasphemy.

Horses Are Calmer People. They Also Don't Throw Things At Cats.

I Believe That We Haven't Begun To Understand The Many Forces That Bind The Physical World, Any More Than We Understand Our Own Minds And What They're Capable Of.