If I Were The First Of May,

In Russia A Man Is Called Reactionary If He Objects To Having His Property Stolen And His Wife And Children Murdered.

Remember Gentleman, It's Not Just France We're Fighting For, It's Champagne!

Nature Will Not Be Admired By Proxy.

If You Don't Take Change By The Hand, It Will Take You By The Throat.

America, Can Always Be Counted Upon To Do The Right Thing In The End, Having First Exhausted The Available Alternatives.