If I Were In The Beatles, I'd

There's Nothing Good On The News. You're Not Telling Me Cnn Is All Cats In Trees, Are You? Nothing Can Be That Good If Piers Morgan Is In It, You Know What I Mean?

I Have 3 Kids And A Cat And A Busy, Noisy House. I Get More Time To Relax When I'm Working.

I Don't Have The Genetic Make-up Of A Frontman, But I'm Learning How To Do It.

The Thing About Us Is We're Honest. If We're Asked Whether We Take Drugs, We Say Yes. I Was Brought Up By My Mom Not To Be A Liar.

There's No New Direction. It's Not More Poppy Or More Rocky. They're Just Rock'n'roll Tunes. I'll Never Change The Music I Write.