If I Were In The Beatles, I'd

Traditionally Speaking, The Three Biggest Twats In Any Band Are The Singer, The Keyboardist And The Drummer. I Don't Need To Say Anything Else.

Slade Was Never Pretentious. It Was Just Music To Them. Pop, Rock, Soul....it Was All The Same To Slade. They Wrote Great Songs. And, Besides, I'd Like To Raid Their Wardrobe.

I Know There's Bands That Might Write Something That Sounds Like The Smiths, And They'll Go, 'oh, It Sounds Like The Smiths, We've Got To Make It Sound Not Like The Smiths.'

I've Never Felt Like I Had Anything Important To Say.

I Don't Like John Terry And I Never Have. He's Got Funny Eyes And He's A Cry Baby. He's Also A Cockney.