If I Were A Woman, I Would

When I Was 14, I Wanted To Smoke Because My Mother Smoked Like Mad. I Wanted To Smoke To Look Grown-up. But My Mother Said: 'you Shouldn't Smoke. Your Hands Are Not That Beautiful And That Shows When You Smoke.

I Hate Amateurs. I Hate Unprofessional People. There Are Enough People Who Can Do Jobs Decently That There's No Reason That People Who Cannot Do Them Decently [should] Pretend To Be Great At It.

Personality Begins Where Comparison Ends.

There Are Nearly 30% Of Young People Who Are Too Fat. So Let's Take Care Of The Zillions Of The Too Fat Before We Talk About The Percentage That's Left.

Fashion Is About Going Ahead, Not About Memory.