If I Were A Gambling Man I

I Wouldn't Mind Being Taller, Because When I'm In The Company Of People Who Are Absurdly Tall, There's Something About Them That I Can't Help Admiring.

I'm Not A Particularly Good Cook. Part Of It Is That It Is The Kind Of Cooking Anybody Could Do If They Bothered. It's Improvisational. I Cook With Whatever I Have Laying Around.

I Do Not Want And Will Not Take A Royalty On Any Record I Record. I Think Paying A Royalty To A Producer Or Engineer Is Ethically Indefensible. The Band Write The Songs. The Band Play The Music. It's The Band's Fans Who Buy The Records. The Band Is Responsible For Whether It's A Great Record Or A Horrible Record. Royalties Belong To The Band. I Would Like To Be Paid Like A Plumber. I Do The Job And You Pay Me What It's Worth.

We Have No General Conceptual Thrust For The Band, Other Than Trying To Make Music That Keeps Our Interest. When Things Are Novel, They Are Probably Things We Have Discovered By Accident Or Investigation Rather Than By Design

For Less Than The Cost Of A Big Mac, Fries And A Coke, You Can Buy A Loaf Of Fresh Bread And Some Good Cheese Or Roast Beef, Which You Will Enjoy Much More.