If I Was Having A Bad Day,

When Courtney's Mother And I First Separated I Tried To Be Disney Dad, Showering Her With Gifts, Trips And Then I Snapped Out Of It. You Don't Have To Try To Impress Your Kids. If They're Not Getting What They Need From You, They Will Let You Know.

In The Pregnancy Process I Have Come To Realize How Much Of The Burden Is On The Female Partner. She's Got A Construction Zone Going On In Her Belly.

If I Was Having A Bad Day, Eating Was Like Self-medicating. But If You Abuse Food, You Still Have To Use That Substance That You Abuse Every Day. You Have To Learn To Use It Responsibly.

I Get Bitter, Angry And Disbelieving And I Tell My Kids There A Lot Of Idiots Out There. I Also Want Them To Know That Being Successful Is Not The Real World - That Their Parents Get Treated Better Because They're On Tv.

I Love Cooking For Myself And Cooking For My Family.