If I Was A Lawyer, I'd Be

I Felt Like A Fighter Who Was Training For A Title Bout That Had Not Been Booked Yet.

I Don't Think I'm In Any Position To Give Anybody Advice About Anything.

Im Such A Work In Progress At The Moment, Its Crazy, And Life Wants Me On Edge, I Swear To You. But As Long As I Dont Forget The Past, Im Cool. One Must Always Be Mindful, Just Like You Might Forget That Old Girlfriend Who Tried To Slit Your Throat, But Shes Really Still Hot. If You Remember The Stitches More Than You Remember The Pussy, Youre Going To Be Just Fine.

And Last But Not The Least

I Know Who I Am. I'm A Dude Playing A Dude Disguised As Another Dude.