If I Wanted To Be Bored By

I Don't Tweet A Lot Because I've Tweeted Things That I Thought Were Really Innocuous About Subjects That Are Inflammatory, And The Response Is So Insane Sometimes From People.

Republicans And Democrats Can Barely Do What They're Supposed To Do, And They Sure Can't Do Math!

I Don't Need Politicians Doing A 24-hour Prayer With Oral Roberts To Get Our Country Back On Track.

I Think Comics In New York Are Interested In Being Comics. And There're Comics In L.a. Who Are Touring Comics, Who Are Certainly More Interested In Stand-up, But A Lot Of L.a. Stand-ups Are Really Looking To Do Something Else.

I Don't Understand How Anybody's Still A Democrat Or A Republican. I Don't Know What They're Basing It On.