If I Told My Wife I Was

I Have Recently Started Acting Lessons In South France, And I Intend To Commence Acting Lessons At Rada.

The Prospect Of Going Home Is Very Appealing.

I Played At The Sainte Maxime Beach Soccer Tournament, Which Was Brilliant Fun As Usual.

If I Told My Wife I Was Going To Become A Manager She'd Say 'sign This Then. Don't Worry It's Only A Divorce. Au Revoir'.

I Have Been Keeping Myself Fit. I Am Going On Holiday Next Week In The Mediterranean So That I Can Really Unwind After The Football Season And Have A Rest.