If I Revise A Children's Book, If

Hosting A Game Show Is So Bizarre And Uniquely Its Own Thing. Anytime I'm Hosting Something, I Try To Bring As Much Of Myself To It As I Can, But It's Always Going To Be Incomplete.

I Think In Doing Stand-up There Are No Rules And There's No Architecture.

I Imagine There's A Level Of Narcissism That Goes Into Thinking You're Enough.

There Is No Word For Feeling Nostalgic About The Future, But That's What A Parent's Tears Often Are, A Nostalgia For Something That Has Not Yet Occurred. They Are The Pain Of Hope, The Helplessness Of Hope, And Finally, The Surrender To Hope.

Twitter Is About Creating Whatever Persona You Want To Create And Either Sticking With It Or Changing It Or Evolving It Or Contradicting It, And I've Done All That Stuff.