If I Need A Cause For Celebration,

I'm Not Sure About Life After This; God Knows I'm Not A Spiritual Man.

I Always Wanted To Try To Be A Teacher Even Before I Was In The Music Business. I Liked History, And Good Teachers Made An Impact On Me.

You Look So Polished From Your Hair Down To Your Toes, But Still Your Finger's Gonna Pick Your Nose.

I'm Carrying The Weight Of All The Useless Junk And Modern Man Accumulates.

The Piano Sounds Like A Carnival And The Microphone Smells Like A Beer. And They Sit At The Bar And Put Bread In My Jar And Say, Man, What Are You Doing Here?