If I Managed The Cubs, I'd Be

I'm Not Buddy-buddy With The Players. If They Need A Buddy, Let Them Buy A Dog.

We Need Just Two Players To Be A Contender. Babe Ruth And Sandy Koufax.

What Counts Aren't The Number Of Double Plays, But The Ones You Should Have Had And Missed.

The Rules Are Changed Now, There's Not Any Way To Build A Team Today. It's Just How Much Money You Want To Spend. You Could Be The World Champions And Somebody Else Makes A Key Acquisition Or Two And You're Through.

If I Managed The Cubs, I'd Be An Alcoholic.