If I Lose Show Business - I'll

Sophia Loren, Whose New Baby Asked Her, Is All That For Me? Never Got A Dinner!

The Invisible Man, Who Said To His Wife, I Don't Care If It Looks Silly, Don't Stop! Never Got A Dinner!

Adam, Who Said To Our Lord In The Garden Of Eden, I Got More Ribs - You Got More Broads? Never Got A Dinner!

John Travolta, Who Said, My Saturday Night Fever Was Nothing Compared To My Sunday Morning Rash. Never Got A Dinner!

Alexander The Great, Who Said On His Wedding Night, It's Only A Nickname. Never Got A Dinner!