If I Lose Show Business - I'll

Ben Hur, Who Said To His Sister Ben Him, We'd Better Swap Names Before They Start Calling Me Ben Gay! Never Got A Dinner!

Dolly Parton, Who Said To Her Doctor, Are You Sure It's A Chest Cold? Never Got A Dinner!

Donald Trump's Mother, Who Said, Donnie! Stop Playing Monopoly And Get In That Barber's Chair! Never Got A Dinner!

Moshe Dayan, Who Donated His Eye To Cbs. Never Got A Dinner!

Burt Reynolds, Great Sex Symbol Of The Movies, Who Said, I Owe It All To One Great Part. Never Got A Dinner!