If I Lose Show Business - I'll

Sonny Von Bulow, Who Said To Her Husband Claus On Their Honeymoon, Stop Needling Me. Never Got A Dinner!

The Captain Of The Titanic, Who Said To Room Service, Who Sent For All This Ice? Never Got A Dinner!

William Tell's Son, Telly, Who Said As His Father Was Pointing The Bow And Arrow At The Apple On His Head, There's Gotta Be An Easier Way To Kill Worms. Never Got A Dinner!

Joseph Cotten, Who Said, You Know How I Got My Name? Sammy Davis Picked It For Me. Never Got A Dinner!

Noah's Wife, Who Said To Noah, Don't Let The Elephants Watch The Rabbits. Never Got A Dinner!