If I Hadn't Been A Woman, I'd

My Best Country Record Only Sold 200,000 Copies. I Didn't Have Enough Money For The Band And The Arrangements And The Costumes And All. I Had To Move Into Wider Fields.

The World Is My Stage. I Try To Be Good At It, Whatever Part I'm Playing - Even In My Daily Life Or When The Spotlight Hits Me On The Stage To Perform - I Gotta Be Alive Every Second In This World. With Or Without The Applause!

I've Never Had That Much Trouble With The Paparazzi, But I Don't Run The Same Circles That A Lot Of These People That Do Get Hounded By The Paparazzi.

I Don't Have To Keep A Diary. It Seems Like For The Last 40 Years My Life Has Been Lived In The Press, So I Can Google Any Date In My History And Find Out What I Was Doing.

You Can Bet There's Something Fishy Going On. I Guess Some Large Mouth Bass Left That Lipstick On Our Shirt.