If I Had To Give Up Cheese

I Have A Feeling There Is No Ideal Situation, Unless She Could Go Back In Time And Be 22 Again. I Think Some Of It Is Just Kind Of The Shock Of Realizing That You're Approaching Middle Age, Or That You Are Middle-aged And Kind Of Coming To Terms With That In Whatever Incremental Ways.

Beauty Is Only Skin Deep. If You Go After Someone Just Because She's Beautiful But Don't Have Anything To Talk About, It's Going To Get Boring Fast. You Want To Look Beyond The Surface And See If You Can Have Fun Or If You Have Anything In Common With This Person.

Whenever I Was With Kevin Pollak, I Had To Leave The Room.

Someone With A Figure Like Jennifer Aniston Has A Trainer, A Cook Spinning Out Some Version Of The Latest Diet, And Probably A Stop At The Tanning Salon.

If I Had To Give Up Cheese Or Chocolate, I'd Give Up Chocolate In A Heartbeat.