If I Had Rubies, Riches, And Crowns,

She Can Play My Guitar Note For Note, She Likes To Stick Her Tongue Down My Throat.

I Forgot More Than You'll Ever Know.

Some People Seem To Fade Away But Then When They Are Truly Gone, It's Like They Didn't Fade Away At All.

She Took Off Her Wheel, Took Off Her Bell, Took Off Her Wig, Said, How Do I Smell? I Hot Footed It Barenaked Out The Window.

Lay Down The Song You Strum, And Rest Yourself 'neath The Strength Of Strings No Voice Can Hope To Hum.