If I Had A Robot Friend, He

There's Nothing Else I Would Rather Do, Unless There Was A Profession That Involved Cuddling Bunny Rabbits And Kittens All Day For Money.

I Can Say That I Had A Particularly Painful Teenage-hood.

I Have Friends Who Are So Sarcastic, But I Never View It As Mean.

Any Glamorous Moment You Might Mistake Me For Having Is Always Pretend.

I Was A Home-schooled Kid, Living In The Forest, And I Didn't Even Have Cable. I'm Serious.