If I Ever Meet With The Man

I Haven't Much Time To Be Fond Of Anything. But When I Have A Moment's Fondness To Bestow, Most Times The Roses Get It.

I Have Always Maintained That The One Important Phenomenon Presented By Modern Society Is - The Enormous Prosperity Of Fools.

The Dull People Decided Years And Years Ago, As Everyone Knows, That Novel-writing Was The Lowest Species Of Literary Exertion, And That Novel Reading Was A Dangerous Luxury And An Utter Waste Of Time.

Well May Your Heart Believe The Truths Well May Your Heart Believe The Truths I Tell; 'tis Virtue Makes The Bliss, Where'er We Dwell.

If I Ever Meet With The Man Who Fulfills My Ideal, I Shall Make It A Condition Of The Marriage Settlement, That I Am To Have Chocolate Under The Pillow.