If I Ever Bore You, It'll Be

Writing Is 1 Percent Inspiration, And 99 Percent Elimination.

After A Person Dies, His Biographers Feel Free To Give Him A Glittering List Of Intimate Friends. Anecdotes Are So Much Tastier Spiced With Expensive Names.

I Do Not Excuse Myself With The Usual Escape Of 'not Trying.' I Tried With All My Heart.

Love Is A Publicity Stunt, And Making Love, After The First Curious Raptures, Is Only Another Petulant Way To Pass The Time Waiting For The Studio To Call.

In My Dreams I Am Not Crippled. In My Dreams, I Dance.