If I Don't Do Stand-up For Two

I'm So Glad Courtney Love Is Here; I Left My Crack In My Other Purse.

We Live In A Fun Time With So Many Ways To Express Yourself, You Would Be Crazy To Be A Comedian And Not Check Them All Out.

Comedy Can't Live Within My Second-guesses, So I Started Doing New Material. Sometimes I Bombed. But You Have To Be Willing To If You Want To Move Forward And Stay Vital. It's Like People Who Take Pride In Not Having A Computer. I'm All, "great, Don't Learn New Things! Your Brain Is Full!"

I've Always Kept My Overhead Low So I Could Do Whatever I Want. I Think Of Myself As Lazy With Spurts Of Getting A Lot Done. I Find Myself Rooting Against Things Sometimes Because I Get Excited At The Thought Of A Clean Slate.

People Say, Like, "i Love When You Smile Because Part Of Your Mouth Goes Up," Then I Never Organically Smile Again.