If I Don't Do Laundry Today, I'm

We Do Ritualistic Animal Sacrifice. We Host Orgies On Our Trampoline, Every Other Sunday. You Didn't Get Our Twitter Feed On That? I'm Really Sorry! And Then, Every Once In Awhile, We Run Through The City And Drain People And Drink Their Blood. It's Really Very Romantic.

I Work Out Like A Maniac And I Spray Tan A Lot. Genetics Were Kind, But I Work Very Hard.

I Was Never Overexposed And Work Never Became A Chore. I Was A Very Good Girl Wanting To Do A Good Job.

It's Great To Have The Freedom To Enjoy Your Work And Not Feel Like You're Leaving Your Other Life Behind.

I Just Like The Idea Of Getting To Be My Own Boss, In A Sense. Getting To Decide What I Want To Do. Though It's Also Really Nice To Have No Responsibility Whatsoever, Outside Of Being An Actor, And Have Everyone Else Be Worried About All The Details.