If I Die Tomorrow, Will I Have

I Don't Need Any More Stories. I Have Enough Stories. I Need A Life.

I Was Rejected In School Because I Didn't Look Like The Big-breasted, Beautiful Girls. I Was Awkward And Sad. My Mother Always Said, "be Original!" But I Didn't Understand Until I Changed To Be Like Everyone Else.

Did I Really Earn This, Or Did I Just Wear You All Down?

Poop Humor Is Fun. If You Do The Toilet Scenes Well And Commit To Them, They Can Be Really, Really Powerful.

Every Day Is Amazing, Even When It's Awful, Because Everything Is For A Reason. I Know That This Horrible Thing That's Happening Today Is Going To Bring Something So Amazing.