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I Think The Second You Think That You're Funny Is When You Stop Being Funny.

I'm Not Out There Screaming That Women Are Drinking Bourbon, But I Think It's A Great Beverage As An Option. I've Got Nothing Against Drinking A Cosmo Or Martini. It's Not Like One Is Judging The Other. It's Just Delicious And Slow And Steady, And There's Something About Sipping A Bourbon That To Me Is Very Relaxing.

My Goal In Life Is To Enjoy What I Do, And Never To Look Back And Say I Wish I Would Have Done That.

I Didn't Get The Russian Jew Part Because They Didn't Think I Looked Russian Or Jewish Enough - And, Mind You, I Am Both Russian And Jewish - So I Was Cast As The Racist Mexican.

The Fact That There Is No Right Or Wrong Is What I Think Is Maddening. I Can Think You're A Phenomenal Actor, But The Guy Next Door Can Think You're A Horrible Actor, And Neither Of Us Is Wrong And Neither Of Us Is Right. It's Just A Matter Of Opinion.