If I Could Give My Teenaged Self

I Think Every Year I Become Happier Because I Become More Comfident And More Comfortable In My Own Skin.

I Brake For Birds. I Rock A Lot Of Polka Dots. I Have Touched Glitter In The Last 24 Hours. I Spend My Entire Day Talking To Children. And I Find It Fundamentally Strange That You're Not A Dessert Person. It Freaks Me Out. I'm Sorry That I Don't Talk Like Murphy Brown. And I Hate Your Pants Suit. I Wish It Had Ribbons On It Or Something Just To Make It Slightly Cuter But That Doesn't Mean I'm Not Smart And Tough And Strong.

I Don't Know How To Explain How, Probably To My Detriment, Unselfpromoting I Am. I Used To Have A Cabaret Act And I Didn't Even Like To Tell Me People About That. I Really Hate Selling Myself.

I Think The Best Comedic Actors Don't Play It For Comedy, They Play It For Reality. Then You Find It Funny Because It's Real. Playing The Genre Is The Worst Thing You Can Do - It's Embarrassing.

I Think There's A Certain Space People Have Decided I Occupy - The Funny-sidekick Thing.