If I Can't See The Humor In

The First Dog I Had Was Owned By An Abusive Couple. He Was Very Skittish. He Wouldn't Let Me Hold Him. It Was Explained To Me That It Was Because Of How He Was Treated.

I Have Friends Who Remember Seeing Fish Hauled Onto A Boat's Deck And Beaten To Death.

Sometimes In The Middle Of A Presidential Campaign, There's A Political Movie, And People Are Sick Of Hearing About Politics, And They Don't Want To See That Movie. They'd Rather See "godzilla."

Great Books Don't Make Great Movies. There's Too Much Information In There.

In New York, As Long As You're Not Peeing In Someone's Doorway, Everyone Thinks You're A Gentleman.