If I Can't See The Humor In

If You Show Up In L.a. With Your Shirt Inside Out Or Socks Mismatched, People Start Putting Change In Your Cup.

Sometimes In The Middle Of A Presidential Campaign, There's A Political Movie, And People Are Sick Of Hearing About Politics, And They Don't Want To See That Movie. They'd Rather See "godzilla."

You Sleep With People All The Time That You Hate.

When I Like Someone A Lot, I Get Scared That I'll Let Them Down. My Fear Of Sucking Is Worst When I Feel Like Someone Thinks I'm Good.

All Cultures Are Different. Some Commit Genocide. Some Are Uniquely Peaceful. Some Have Enormous Hunting Festivals Or Annual Stretches When Nobody Speaks. Some Don't Use Electricity. In American Culture, We Obsess About Celebrities. We Create Them, Build Myths Around Them, And Then Hunt Them And Destroy Them. I Don't Know Where Its Taking Us Or What It Means But I Know We Do It.