If I Can Get My Dress On,

The Way I See It, If You Want The Rainbow, You Gotta Put Up With The Rain. When I'm Inspired, I Get Excited Because I Can't Wait To See What I'll Come Up With Next. Find Out Who You Are And Do It On Purpose.

Many Of My Friends Are Gay, Male And Female. I Don't Judge People. I Don't Care What People Do In Their Bedrooms And People Shouldn't Care What I Do In Mine.

After Momma Gave Birth To Twelve Of Us Kids, We Put Her Up On A Pedestal. It Was Mostly To Keep Daddy Away From Her.

I'm In The Public Eye, So I Don't Care Who Knows What I Get Done. If I See Something Sagging, Dragging, Or Bagging, I Get It Sucked, Tucked, Or Plucked.

I'm Just A Singer/songwriter And Entertainer And I Miss People And The Energy Of The Crowd. When I Play Live It's A Lovefest With Me And My Audience. It's How I Get My Rocks Off.