If I Can Get My Dress On,

I Tried Every Diet In The Book. I Tried Some That Weren't In The Book. I Tried Eating The Book. It Tasted Better Than Most Of The Diets.

I Stay Close To My Roots And My Family. I Never Want To Forget Any Part Of It. I'm Still Just A Hillbilly At Heart, Thus A Backwoods Barbie.

A Lot Of People Have Said I'd Have Probably Done Better In My Career If I Hadn't Looked So Cheap And Gaudy. But I Dress To Be Comfortable For Me, And You Shouldn't Be Blamed Because You Want To Look Pretty.

I Can Write A Song In About An Hour If It's A Simple Country Song.

I Have Been Asked To Pose For Penthouse On My Hundredth Birthday. Everybody Is Going To Be Sorry.