If I Behave As Though This Is

It Really Is The Year 2007. Which Means I Must Be... Oh My God. I'm Twenty-eight. I'm Old.

Wow. I've Never Been A Vip Before. I've Never Even Been A Ip.

There Are Some Things I Don't Understand About Jess And Never Will. No Wedding Dress. No Flowers. No Photo Album. No Champagne. The Only Thing She Got Out Of Her Wedding Was A Husband. (i Mean, Obviously The Husband Is The Main Point When You Get Married. Absolutely. That Goes Without Saying. But Still, Not Even A New Pair Of Shoes?)

Becky! Love!" Mum Has Pushed Her Way Through Her Dancing Guests To Reach Me. "what's Wrong? Has Labor Started?" Honestly. My Family Has No Idea About Contemporary Urban Street Dance Trends.

I Love All My Characters. I Love Their Weaknesses And Flaws. I Feel Like They're All My Best Friends And I Adore Being With Them.