If God's Got A Favorite Songwriter, I

The Number-one Rule Of The Road Is Never Go To Bed With Anyone Crazier Than Yourself. You Will Break This Rule, And You Will Be Sorry.

If God Made Anything Better Than Women, I Think He Kept It For Himself.

I'd Rather Be Sorry For Something I Had Done Than For Something I Didn't Do.

Bad Love Is Better Than No Love At All, At Least You Know You're Alive.

I'd Lost My Family To My Years Of Failing As A Songwriter. All I Had Were Bills, Child Support, And Grief. And I Was About To Get Fired. It Looked Like I'd Trashed My Act. But There Was Something Liberating About It. By Not Having To Live Up To People's Expectations, I Was Somehow Free.