If God Was Dead, How Could I

Everybody Is As Unstable As Water.

Men," He Began His Address To The Officers, Measuring His Pauses Carefully. "you're American Officers. The Officers Of No Other Army In The World Can Make That Statement. Think About It.

"what Would They Do To Me," He Asked In Confidential Tones, "if I Refused To Fly Them?" "we'd Probably Shoot You," Ex-p.f.c. Wintergreen Replied. "we?" Yossarian Cried In Surprise. "what Do You Mean, We? Since When Are You On Their Side?" "if You're Going To Be Shot, Whose Side Do You Expect Me To Be On?" Ex-p.f.c. Wintergreen Retorted.

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He Knew Everything About Literature Except How To Enjoy It.