If God Wanted Us To Accept Gays,

Think Books Aren't Scary? Well, Think About This: You Can't Spell "book" Without "boo!

You Said In Your Book That At The End Of The Day, Every Politician Is Human. What About During The Day?

We Have No Desire To Make Anybody Look Like A Blithering Idiot, But We Do Love It When They Do.

A Native American Group Has Filed A Class-action Lawsuit Against The Government For Mismanagement Of Oil, Gas, Grazing, Timber And Other Royalties Since 1887. They're Seeking $100 Billion. Here's The Good News: The Government Has Responded What I Believe Is An Appropriate Counteroffer: A Two-cent Navajo Stamp.

The Trouble With The Jokes Is That Once They're Written, I Know How They're Supposed To Work, And All I Can Do Is Not Hit Them. I'm More Comfortable Improvising. If I Have Just Two Or Three Ideas And I Know How The Character Feels, What The Character Wants, Everything In Between Is Like Trapeze Work.