If God Wanted Us High, He Would

The Way I Approach Stardom And The Show, I'm Like A Politician. I'm An Elected Late-night Official To Do Your Work.

I Call Los Angeles The City Of Alternatives. If You Don't Like Mountains, We Got The Ocean. If You Don't Like Knott's Berry Farm, We've Got Disneyland. If You Don't Like Basketball, We've Got The Clippers.

I Know I Did The Right Thing By Taking Time Off To Raise My Son. But It Also Came At A Price. I Turned Down Many Opportunities Over The Years Because I Didn't Want To Leave Him For Long Periods Of Time. And In Hollywood, As In Any Business, The Calls Stop Coming When You Don't Answer.

My Name Is Arsenio. That's A Very Unique Name For A Black Man. In Greek, It Means Leroy.

You Go Out With A Girl You Used To Date, She Looks So Damn Good, And Then At A Certain Point You Say, Boy, Now I Remember. I Know Why I Left!