If God Exists, I Hope He Has

Once Munching Has Begun, Schopenhauer Held, The Human Will Cannot Resist Further Munching, And The Result Is A Universe With Crumbs Over Everything.

Eternal Nothingness Is Fine If You Happen To Be Dressed For It.

Inertia Accounts For Two-thirds Of Marriages. But Love Accounts For The Other Third.

It Seemed The World Was Divided Into Good And Bad People. The Good Ones Slept Better While The Bad Ones Seemed To Enjoy The Waking Hours Much More.

If You Don't Fail Now And Again, It's A Sign You're Playing It Safe.