If God Did Not Intend For Us

I Was A Terrible Dancer. I Dance Like An Englishman.

But Then Acting Is All About Faking. We're All Very Good At Faking Things That We Have No Competence With.

I Think It's Because In America You Always Get The Sense That If You Fail, You Can Just Pack Up Your Things And Go Somewhere Else And Try Again. But In England, It's So Geographically Small That If Somebody Succeeds Here, It Reduces Your Chances Of Succeeding.

A Man Will Give Up Almost Anything Except His Suffering.

If Life Were Fair, Dan Quayle Would Be Making A Living Asking 'do You Want Fries With That?'