If Food Were Free, Why Work?

If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Be Throwing Nets. If Wishes Were Horses We'd All Ride.

No One Can Drive Us Crazy Unless We Give Them The Keys.

When All Is Lost, Ask The I.r.s. - They'll Find Something.

Life Is Good When We Think It's Good. Life Is Bad When We Don't Think.

While Seeking Revenge, Dig Two Graves - One For Yourself.