If Food Were Free, Why Work?

Born A Saint, Die A Sinner - Born A Sinner, Die A Saint.

If The Destination Is Heaven, Why Do We Scramble To Be First In Line For Hell?

Perfection Is Perfectly Simple; Fouling Things Up Requires True Skill.

We May Not Always Get What We Want, But Surely We Will Get What We Deserve.

First Rule Of Economics 101: Our Desires Are Insatiable. Second Rule: We Can Stomach Only Three Big Macs At A Time.