If Folly Disappeared, Wit Would Starve.

To Win Hearts, Smile Kindly On People's Weaknesses.

A Sense Of Absurdity Interferes With My Efforts To Appear Venerable.

Mars And Venus Are At It Again. This Time, Hephaestus Is Standing By With A Private Detective, A Photographer, And A Lawyer.

Romantics Consider Common Sense Vulgar.

The Soul Is No Longer Honored As It Once Was, But It Still Keeps Appetite From Being The Measure Of All Things.