If Courtezans And Strumpets Were To Be

If Courtezans And Strumpets Were To Be Prosecuted With As Much Rigour As Some Silly People Would Have It, What Locks Or Bars Would Be Sufficient To Preserve The Honour Of Our Wives And Daughters?

What A Vast Traffick Is Drove, What A Variety Of Labour Is Performed In The World To The Maintenance Of Thousands Of Families That Altogether Depend On Two Silly If Not Odious Customs; The Taking Of Snuff And Smoking Of Tobacco; Both Which It Is Certain Do Infinitely More Hurt Than Good To Those That Are Addicted To Them!

I Don't Believe That There Is A Human Creature In His Senses, Arrived To Maturity, That At Some Time Or Other Has Not Been Carried Away By This Passion (sc. Envy) In Good Earnest; Yet I Never Met With Any One Who Dared Own He Was Guilty Of It But In Jest.

They That Examine Into The Nature Of Man, Abstract From Art And Education, May Observe, That What Renders Him A Sociable Animal, Consists Not In His Desire Of Company, Good-nature, Pity, Affability, And Other Graces Of A Fair Outside; But That His Vilest And Most Hateful Qualities Are The Most Necessary Accomplishments To Fit Him For The Largest, And, According To The World, The Happiest And Most Flourishing Societies.

We Seldom Call Anybody Lazy, But Such As We Reckon Inferior To Us, And Of Whom We Expect Some Service.