If Brute Force Doesn't Work, You Aren't

No One Has Ever Touched Me Like You Do. You’re Like A Whisper. Gentle, Soft. Soothing. In My World, The People Only Shout And Scream. But You… You’re My Haven. “ … “god, You’re Good

Man, First I’m Shot, Now I’m Going To Be A Friggin’ Zombie. At This Rate, I’ll Never Live To Have My First Date Or A Driver’s License. Ah, Gah! I’ve Come Too Far To Die A Predestrian Virgin. Bubba, You Can’t Let Me Die…i Only Have Seventeen More Months And Three Days To My Sixteenth Birthday! (nick)

Fine. I’m A Skotos (xypher) That Means What? You Have Toe Jam? (simone)

We’re Not Dead Yet.” – Sundown “yet Is The Operative Word. If That’s All That’s In The Way, I’ll Kill You And End It. Ren? Give Me Your Knife.” – Sasha “it’s Their Decision.” – Ren “oh, That’s It. You’re Fired Buddy. Get Off My Island Until You Learn To Be A Team Player.” – Sasha

And You, My Best Friend On Earth, My Soul Sister Who Shares Chunky Monkey Scoops And Beefcake E-mails At The Drop Of A Hat, The Woman Who Made Me Wear A Frothy, Ruffled Lime-colored Bridesmaid Dress That Added Fifteen Pounds To My Hips, Are Going To Spill Your Guts To Me, Aren’t You? (sunshine) No Fair And The Dress Wasn’t Lime, It Was Mint. (selena) It Was Lime-icky Green And I Looked Like A Sick Pistachio. (sunshine)