If Arrogance Were Shoes, He'd Never Go

Why, I’m Just As True And Honest As Dirt. And I’m Even More Charming Than Dirt.

If Arrogance Were Shoes, He'd Never Go Barefoot.

"hello," He Greeted Her Cheerfully. "you Must Be Alan Of Trebond. You're Very Hardy To Have Made It This Far The First Day. Has Anyone Said What We Try To Learn In Here?" Alanna Said The First Thing That Came To Her Lips. "the Only Thing I Know Is That I Jump When I'm Told To And I Have No Free Time."

Mithros's Spear, Kel!" He Exclaimed. "when Did You Turn Into A Real Girl?" "you Said She Was A Girl Already," Muttered One Of His Cousins... "but Not A Girl-girl, With A Chest And All!" Protested Owen. ..."i've Been A Girl For A While, Owen," Kel Informed Him. "i Never Realized," Her Too Outspoken Friend Replied. "it's Not Like You've Got Melons Or Anything, They're Just Noticeable.

I Suppose He Could Have Changed," Neal Said Dryly. "i Myself Have Noticed My Growing Resemblance To A Daffodil." The Other Pages Snorted. Kel Eyed Her Friend. "you Do Look Yellow Around The Edges," She Told Him, Her Face Quite Serious. "i Hadn’t Wanted To Bring It Up." "we Daffodils Like To Have Things Brought Up," Neal Said, Slinging An Arm Around Her Shoulders. "it Reminds Us Of Spring.