If A Tree Falls On Your Head

I Can't Get Past The Fact That Food Is Coming Out Of My Wife's Breasts. What Was Once Essentially An Entertainment Center Has Now Become A Juice Bar.

Get A Good Dog. We Have Not Picked Up Food In The Kitchen In 15 Years.

We Had The Boy's Name Picked Out, But We Didn't Have A Girl's. When He Turned Out To Be A Boy, We Were So Relieved. Literally, In The Middle Of Contracting And Pushing, And With My Wife Being Drugged - Out And Half - Lucid, We Were Still Coming Up With Names.

Field Of Dreams Is The Only Movie - And I Saw It In The Theater - On An Afternoon When I Was On Location Somewhere, And There Were Like 12 People In The Theater. I Was Just So Devastated; I Couldn't Get Out Of My Seat. And I Sat And Watched It A Second Time.

Every Time I See Peter Falk In The Movie I Think That Would Be Great. We'd Be Fun Together